A note here, so the rant makes sense - I'm bi, very much in the closet, and the only reason I haven't tried something stupid is because I'm not super interested in a relationship anyway, and would be totally content and fulfilled just being single, and adopting or being a foster mom.
(Sadly, she doesn't even really accept this, and all too often - from a lot of people! - I hear "well you just haven't found the right guy yet." Yes. Totally. The healing power of cock will make me want to get married and have lots of vanilla missionary sex, which doesn't sound interesting at all, and will make me want to pop out lots and lots of babies, when th